Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don’t Wave

10. Wasn’t sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.

9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.

8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.

7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.

6. The espresso machine just finished.

5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.

4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.

3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.

2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature, and satellite navigation system.

1. Couldn’t find the “auto wave back” button on dashboard.

Must add Barry and I alway wave or at least nod, and when my brother in law Simon gets on the back he invents a mini egg run or light parade in his head and waves to everyone be they on a bike or not lol!!!